Anatomy of A High School Party
- Arrive after being dragged by friend who claimed that there would be lots of "crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex.
- Find out there are significantly less"crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex than originally planned.
- Mention that this party is alright.
- Get drunk off of crappy stolen beer.
- Pretend to be drunker than reality.
- Attempt to talk to heavily inebriated member of the oppossite sex.
- Get thrown up on on.
- Popular douche bags appear.
- Party over .
- Go home and masturbate before falling asleep.
- Stop lying about your weekend.
- Admit you actually spent that Saturday night playing Call of Duty.
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