1. Arrive after being dragged by friend who claimed that there would be lots of "crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex.
  2. Find out there are significantly less"crazy hot" members of the oppossite sex than originally planned.
  3. Mention that this party is alright.
  4. Get drunk off of crappy stolen beer.
  5. Pretend to be drunker than reality.
  6. Attempt to talk to heavily inebriated member of the oppossite sex.
  7. Get thrown up on on.
  8. Popular douche bags appear.
  9. Party over .
  10. Go home and masturbate before falling asleep.
  11. Stop lying about your weekend.
  12. Admit you actually spent that Saturday night playing Call of Duty.