Me: Hey Mom, what's going on?
Mom: How did you know it was me?
Me: I have your phone number programmed into my phone.
anyway, I'm trying to buy that Blackberry Player you want for your birthday online but I can't open the link you sent me.
Me: First of all it's a Blu-ray player and can't you just click on the link I emailed to you?
Mom: I am but it's not doing anything; and I was even sure to click the button on the left side of the mouse and not drag it, like you taught me before.