I'm only going to say this once. This article is for real.

So. A few weeks ago I helped write and act in a Hardly Working called "BangBus." If you haven't seen it, it's not entirely important. What is important is that it somehow was seen by the guys who created BangBus- the BangBros. I'm guessing, since you're on our website, the chances are that you're a male between the ages of 18 and 34, and so are entirely familiar with the BangBros and all their enterprises. If you're not, it's porn.

What you may not know is that I have been an avid BangBros fan ever since I was old enough to realize how easy it was to steal my father's credit card number. Those of you who have watched the past CH All Nighters have witnessed my near encyclopedic knowledge about any and all things BangBros related. We can all name drop the Jayden James's and the Carmella Bings of the online porn world, but how many of you guys know Ellie Idol? I'm not proud, nor am I ashamed of my gift. I'm just saying, I know my sh*t. So when the BangBros guys emailed us saying they saw the video, I was happily surprised to say the very least. And being such a big fan of what they do, I wanted to give them something back.

Which brings me to my point. I hope you can understand and share my excitement when I say this: The BangBros are hiring. Not Fluffers either. They're hiring for real actual positions. I almost didn't want to write this article. I wanted to fly down to Miami. I wanted to make a new life as their Entertainment Manager, a position where part of your duties REQUIRE you to take gorgeous women to the best bars around Miami. A position that, like these porn stars themselves, is waiting to be filled.

The BangBros are looking to hire educated, driven people for the following positions: Wardrobe Manager, Image Oversight/Quality Control, Website Manager, Junior Advertising Buyers, Production Office Manager, Computer Programmers, Web Designers, Entertainment Manager and the guy who cleans off Preston's dick.*

After everything the BangBros have given me, writing this article and hoping that in some small way I can repay them has truly been an honor. If you think you might be good for one of these positions you can send a cover letter and resume to bangbrosjobs@gmail.com

*That last one's a joke.

PS- Ellie, if you're reading this. You're beautiful.