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We just want you to feel free.
I don't remember how long I breastfed you.
Forget about curfews.
We could always homeschool you.
We found your stash and confiscated it.
How was your day?
Don't do anything we wouldn't do.
We're gonna just leave you kids alone for a while.
Of course your friends can come over.
There's something so beautiful about the sunset in Spring.
I would paint more if society wasn't so obsessed with money.
I think that wearing a bra is too confining.