Following the Success of thefuckingweather.com, its parent company purchased a public access channel and promtly used it entire for weather. The following is a cross section of reporting done by: The Fucking Weatherman

Tuesday    The Fucking Weatherman: As you can see the low pressure front moving North-East means that in South Long Island it will be FUCKING RAINY

Friday        The Fucking Weatherman: And look forward to a pleasent start to your weekend, yup its gunna be FUCKING NICE, AN ESKIMO WOULD KICK YOUR ASS OVER HERE

Saturday   The Fucking Weatherman: And for tommorrow we can expect plenty of sunshine with highs reaching up to 69 degrees meaning you can put away thoese umbrellas because ITS FUCKING SEXY TIME

Monday    The Fucking Weatherman: And yes we still are technically on the air, for tommorrow you can expect PLENTY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE

Tuesday   The Fucking Weatherman was murdered, only to be replaced by the infinitly more annoying Accuweather man; the only person whoes accuracy is worse than The Fucking Weatherman