A warlock dressed in heavy battle armor cautiously enters a tavern

Chris Hansen:
Why hello there?
Warlock:
Uhh, hello. Umm, I, uh…
Chris Hansen:
Sir, why don't you take a seat, I have a few questions for you.
Warlock:
Sorry, yes, of course…
Chris Hansen:
What brought you over here tonight?
Warlock:
I uh, I heard Jason wanted to gam-talk. He wanted to talk.
Chris Hansen:
It sounded like you wanted to say game? Did Jason want to game with you?
Warlock:
Yes, well no, well yeah, he said he wanted to play with me.  But I never wanted to…
Chris Hansen:
Do you know what level Jason is?
Warlock:
I don't know. 30, 31?
Chris Hansen:
He's an 8.
Warlock:
I-I didn't know that sir, honestly. I thought he was much more experienced.
Chris Hansen:
Well your messages say differently…
Warlock:
Oh, my cat-
Chris Hansen:
Please, let me continue. "I'm 43, what are you?" Then, he goes on to say he's level 8 which you reply, "8? I'm going to rape you. I'm going to rape you so hard. I shit on level 8's. Do you want me to shit on you? I am going to skull fuck you…" Must I read more?
Warlock:
I, uh…I never…that wasn't me sir, I swear! I was just coming over to tell him to be safe and not ask to be pwned by higher levels.  It's not safe.

Chris passes a picture


Chris Hansen:
Is that a screenshot of your staff?
Warlock:
I don't know, sir. I don't know…
Chris Hansen:
So your saying that you had no idea he was a level 8 and that you were not the guy talking to him online and that you didn't send him that picture of your staff. Well then I hope you don't have what he asked to you to bring.
Warlock:
Sir, no, I always carry these on me. I really do…You never know when you need mana regens!
Chris Hansen:
…be honest with me DragonKing33…
Warlock:
I'm sorry sir…Are you his guild leader or something…
Chris Hansen:
No, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC. These are members of my crew taking screenshots.

Three trolls enter from behind the bar, screencapping the warlock


Warlock:
Oh god, Oh no.  Is this going to be posted on the WoW.com?  Oh god…sir, I have a level 8 in my guild, you can't do this to me…he will never forgive me!
Chris Hansen:
It was your decision to come here. If you have anything else to say, I would love to hear it. If not, you are free to go.
Warlock:
I-I just want to say that I am sorry. And I hope everyone in this server understands I was not coming over to epicly pwn him. I just wanted to talk to him and warn him of the dangers of uber pwnage. I just wanted to help….I just wanted to help!

The warlock walks out of the tavern and is immediately rushed by a team of server moderators and is banned for 3 hours