Late last month, President Obama gave a statement concerning the vulnerability of the United States' internet security. In addition, President Obama spoke about creating a new department functioning within the Pentagon that focuses on our cyberspace defense. This department has been very efficient at their job, apprehending 12 of the largest threats to America's virtual space in their first month. Unfortunately, the news is not all good. A source (who has asked to remain unidentified) released the government manual of the torture methods that the department put these computer savvy detainees through. I warn you, the following material is inappropriate for children.