INT. DAY, AN OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK


Michael, the fun office guy, walks in the office towards his desk.


Jessica
: Hi Michael! (In a robot voice) You've got mail!


Michael:
(In an ironic voice) Yay Mail! I never get that.


Michael sits down at his desk and looks through the mail. He discards the first two, but when he reaches the third, he throws the rest of the mail away and opens the letter excitingly.


Michael:
No way!


Jessica
: What is it?


Michael ignores her and reads the letter through fast. When he is finished reading he stands up and addresses the office.


Michael:
Everyone! You are never going to believe this. IT'S HAMMER TIME!


MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" starts playing in the background as Michael: gets up and start dancing the Hammer-dance. Everyone else hesitates at first but after seeing that he is "serious" they get up and join him.


After a while of dancing you see Hubert, the awkward and geeky employee, step forward in the crowd dancing the ketchup dance instead of the hammer-dance. The music stops playing and everyone stops dancing when they see Hubert.


Michael:
WTF! What are you doing Hubert?


Hubert:
I'm dancing to the music like you guys.


Michael:
That's not the dance that you dance to "U Can't Touch This".


Hubert:
It isn't?


Michael:
No of course not. The dance you are dancing is the ketchup dance. How could you think that has anything to do with this song? They don't even sound remotely alike. But thank you for ruining it for everyone else… again.


Hubert:
I'm sorry guys.


Everyone walks back to their desks, obviously down and annoyed that Hubert ruined the fun moment. Hubert is now standing alone in the middle of the office and you can see that he is trying to think of a way to make it up to his colleagues.


Hubert:
Everyone! You are never going to believe this. IT'S THE KETCHUP DANCE TIME!


The Ketchup song starts playing and Hubert starts to dance the ketchup song alone.


Michael:
(The music stops) No it's not Hubert! That isn't even a real time and the moment is over thanks to you. Go back to work, or I'll get you fired.


Hubert walks away, mouthing the words and doing the ketchup dance secretly.