Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Issue One Hundred and Thirteen
June 16, 2009
Turn on, tune in, drop out. In that order
Every movie made before 1990 should just be called a "premake."
They say that neanderthals went extinct because early humans hunted and ate them, which is just horrible. Now I'll never know what they tasted like.
I was having a conversation the other day that got really awkward because I kept blurting out curse words at random times throughout the discussion. I tried to explain that it was due to a disease that I have. It's called alcoholism.
What came first,
or DiGiorno Pizza? Because their slogans are surprisingly similar.
Juggling is the hardest, most impressive way to get people to not like you.
Any circumcision is a female circumcision if it goes badly enough.
I want to install rear spoilers on my car, but I can't find any bumper stickers that say "Rosebud's His Sled" and "Bruce Willis Is Dead."
Anyone know the special move in Street Fighter 4 that let's me regain control of my adult life?
Eating a raw burger is tartarded.
Instead of trusting all cars to follow "Deaf Child Area" signs, wouldn't one "Cars Will Wreck Your Shit" sign at the end of the child's driveway be way more effective?
It must be very confusing for J.K. Rowling to sign her text messages.
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