My X-box makes me happy.

My X-box gives me joy.

My X-box understands me,

and is my favorite toy.

 

I stay with it long hours.

Oh, the times we've had.

As darkness turned to morning

And nothing rhymes with "had".

 

Some men have their cars.

Others have their women.

I need only my controller

to be satisfied, amen.

 

If anything should happen,

that causes my demise.

Know that I was happy,

when X-box filled my eyes.

 

Oh, my girlfriend likes it too.