Yawn It is time to do my thing. This sounds like a boring morning; he is only breathing lightly, so no chance of startling him to wake. I should wait a few more minutes just to see if he is going to sleep any deeper. He wouldn't mind.
7:02 A.M. (The display shows 6:59 A.M.)
Just a few more minutes now.
7:10 A.M. (The display shows 6:59 A.M.)
Bingo! He is snoring, so he is fast asleep. Let's see; He tuned me into the news channel, zzzz, I'm just going to change that to the Hard Rock & Heavy Metal station. Volume is set to 3; I'm just going to turn that up a notch. I think I'm ready to
let me just hide the snooze button so he can't find it, and done! Let's wake this bitch up.
7:14 A.M. (The display shows 7:00 A.M.)
beep FIRST YOU'LL SMOKE AND SMOULDER. BLISTER UP AND SINGE. WHEN IGNITION HITS YOU. THE VERY SOUL OF YOUR BEING WILL CRINGE.
Haha look at him jump. 10 feet! That has to be a new record.
When you haven't got any plans:
Look at Mon-Fri
When you have got plans:
Aww, look at that poor thing. He came in at 10 P.M. No one should have to get up after only 11 hours of sleep. I think I'm just going to turn down the volume and only make a little beep so I don't wake him. I should probably also make my entire surface into one big snooze button, and make the snoozing interval an hour. Just in case.
*beep* Phew he didn't wake up. Sleep tight.