Happy Friday, everybody, and welcome back to school. So what’s it like being back? At least four days behind on your work already? And school started three days ago? Sounds about right. COLLEGE!!!!!!!1Tonight’s the night you head out to awkwardly rekindle your pre-break hookups, and you’re going to need something big to impress that slut. Here’s some gossip from Hollywood to help you lay the pipe, in the conservatory, with Colonel Mustard.