Stick it to Iran: Waste more time on the Internet.
I can count cards. 52 everytime.
A man walked into a BAR exam. He didnt study. Ouch.
Adolf HitlerThe original sour Kraut.
I'm certain Survivor is just a reality show about America. The last person still actually watching is the winner.
To cheat on a test, I just bring a bunch of snapple caps and hope I'm really lucky.
Obvious Fact:Did you know that you can spell "parakeet" with only the right and left side of your keyboard?
Are Dippin' Dots the ice cream of now yet?
It must have been a pain in the ass to play risk with Hitler. Because he was a mass murderer.
Craigslist is like New York City. It was once viewed as a great place to buy and sell items and now it's viewed as a forum for trafficking prostitution and drugs.
I'd like to see the official stats on how many little kids are actually writing the letter "R" backwards.