This is an Untapped Resource to keep on the back burner, just to cover your bases. We've all been at family parties, bored out of minds, watching our Dad's get drunk and our sisters get eye-banged by our creepy uncles. Well now I've got something for you to do at these family functions: Your increasingly beautiful cousin who is not actually related to you by blood. We all have them; they're our mother's sister's husband's sister's daughters. Or something similar. Here's what to do.