Tonight is the State of the Union address. But
it's also Tuesday.
Don't let your desire to be politically informed affect your desire to be drunk by 9:30pm.
Here's what you do:
Every time that Bush says nucular, God Bless America, terrorist,
or blinks more thank 4 times at once, take a sip of your non-American beer.
And remember, enjoy it while it lasts. Because after college, it's called alcoholism.
[Disclaimer: The above quote was stolen from some girl I met freshman year. I don't remember who she was though. I was probably drunk when we met.]