It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Only be able to see people from their neck up or only be able to see people from their neck down? From Randy
  • Take a great dump or have bad sex? From Leo
  • Have pickles for arms and have everyone call you a freak or have a pickle for a penis and have no one know? From Grant
  • Have no YouTube or no DVDs?
  • Be black and be named Screech, or be white and named La'walter? From Nicholas
  • Go half the posted speed limit forever and catch every green light or go as fast as you want and catch every red light? From Jimmy
  • Have your phone number be 555-1212 or 867-5309? From Christin
  • Have the genitalia of a bear and the tongue of a giraffe, or only be able to have sex with fat, ugly, angry, inattentive waitresses for the rest of your life? From Brian
  • Have to listen to 1,000 crappy Borat impressions or 1,000 crappy
    Dave Chappelle impressions? From Jeremy

And this week's winner of the Excessively Painful Even To Read Award goes to Chris, who sent in this…

  • Would you rather, grind your teeth on chalkboard until they're worn down to the gums or cut your achilles tendon using nothing but your finger nails?

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