Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
January 25, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Only be able to see people from their neck up or only be able to see people from their neck down?
Take a great dump or have bad sex?
Have pickles for arms and have everyone call you a freak or have a pickle for a penis and have no one know?
Have no YouTube or no
Be black and be named Screech, or be white and named La'walter?
Go half the posted speed limit forever and catch every green light or go as fast as you want and catch every red light?
Have your phone number be 555-1212 or 867-5309?
Have the genitalia of a bear and the tongue of a giraffe,
or only be able to have sex with fat, ugly, angry, inattentive waitresses for the rest of your life?
Have to listen to 1,000 crappy Borat impressions or 1,000 crappy
Dave Chappelle impressions?
And this week's winner of the Excessively Painful Even To Read Award goes to Chris, who sent in this
Would you rather, grind your teeth on chalkboard until they're worn down to the gums or cut your achilles tendon using nothing but your finger nails?
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