Son: Hey dad. This is John. He’s on my basketball team.Dad: Oh, great. That is so fat that you guys ball together. I used to have so many hoop dreams when I was your age.Son: I thought you wanted to be an accountant, dad.Dad: True that, son. True that.John: Nice to meet you, Mr. Peterson.Dad: Word. Better yet: Phrase.John: Huh?Dad: Exactly. You are my dog.Son: Dad, what the hell are you talking about?Dad: Check it out, son. I got this new Nintendo Wheat System.Son: It’s called a Wii. Pronounced “Wee.”Dad: Oh, fat. Fat. So, what’s up for tonight? Are you boys going to be hollering at some shorties?Son: No, dad. We’re going to the mall to see “Smokin’ Aces.”Dad: Oh, phrase, phrase. Jeremy Piven is the bag of chips. He was great in “Serendipity” even though he only had a supporting role. Do you like John Cusack, John?John: Uh…I guess, sure.Dad: You two have the same name. That’s mad weird.Son: OK, we have to leave.Dad: Where are you going?Son: I think I’m gonna apply to be an emancipated minor.Dad: PHRASE! Ring me later dogs!