Happy Friday, everybody!
I’m gonna skip this issue’s intro because there was BIG
news in Hollywood
After months and years of waiting, and for the low low price of $39.97, you can finally see Paris Hilton’s naked boobs
No I am NOT KIDDING
It’s her real life boobs!
forgot to pay the bill for some storage unit where she kept a ton of private stuff, and now the stuff is on the internet for us to buy.
Slash download from literally any other website ever.
Somehow this week, a story broke that resident crazy Rachael Ray got drunk last year at a restaurant and started bashing Oprah, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
What does this chick think she’s doing?
If celebrities were animals, this would be like a catepillar getting drunk and insulting a pack of tyrannosaurus rex.
Also in the news this week, Disco D, the producer of K-Fed’s magical single “Popozao” has committed suicide. Aaand that’s all I have to say about that.
(Source: WWTDD)So remember a while ago when Isaiah Washington from Grey’s Anatomy called T.R. Knight (also from Grey’s Anatomy) a derogatory name for being gay? Well this week he checked into rehab. Rehab. For homophobia. You know, those centers where they give you anti-gay hating pills.
(Source: A Socialite’s Life)
Quote of the week: Hugh Hefner, on Kelly Osbourne’s offer to appear in Playboy:
“I can’t see it happening somehow – we don’t airbrush to that extent.”
This week a source told The Sun Online that “Tom [Cruise] has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.” The real Jesus Christ starred in a Mission Impossible series, too. It was called “Being Tortured and Eventually Murdered For the Forgiveness of All Mankind.” Then again, Tom Cruise was in Top Gun, so I guess they’re about even.
Last but not least, leave it to Katie Holmes to give us the LEAST enticing up-skirt photo we’ve seen in the last several months. I don’t know about you guys, but I’d rather see Brit’s actual vagina than this granny-panty fat-siphoning contraption Katie has suctioned to herself.
Have a great weekend!