Alex Trebek- Hello ladies and gentlemen, let's meet today's contestants; John King, our returning champion
John- Glad to be back Alex.
Alex Trebek- Betty Goldberg
Betty- Happy to be here.
Alex Trebek- Chet Seaworth
Alex Trebek- Chet?
Chet- What? Oh, sorry broseph. Whats up?
Alex Trebek- Lets just get down to business shall we? The catagories are:
"19th Century Literary Characters"
"World War I"
"Supreme Court Justices"
and, of course, "Potent Potables".
John as returning champion you get first selection.
John- Okay, how about "Supreme Court Justices" for $100.
Alex Trebek- From 1776 to present day how many justices have served for the U.S. government?
(Chet hits his buzzer)
Alex Trebek- (surprisingly) Chet?
Chet- heheh uhhh 420?
Alex Trebek- Wow, that was an interesting round. Chet, the producers ask for you to please watch your mouth and refrain from the inappropriate gestures.
Alex Trebek- Come on Chet, we all apreciate the generous donation your parents made to the show
Chet- Damn straight.
Alex Trebek- but please try to calm down, or we'll have to ask you to leave.
Chet- Dude, mad dank.
Alex Trebek- Moving on The Double Jeopardy catagories are :
"College Lacrosse Teams"
"Complete The Lil' Wayne Lyric"
"PS3 and XBOX 360 Best Selling Games"
"Drinking Game Rules"
and "Reasons Why Matthew McConaughey is Awesome"
Alex Trebek- Well thats all we have for tonight. I want to, umm, congratulate our winner tonight: Chet. Well Done, Chet. That was quite a comeback there, some would even say impossible or undeserved. We'll see you next week.
Chet- Suck it, Trebek. HAHA! Get it? God, I gotta get daps for that when I get back home.