College has ended, and your lack of a job coupled with an overwhelming urge to save money has lead you back to the one place you vowed you'd never return: home. Lucky for you, your parents won't act much differently than the sh*tty roommate you're leaving behind. Can you tell who said what? Roll over for the answers.
I got you a new toothbrush.
Nice! CSI marathon!
Wow, it's past my bedtime.
If its 9pm, Your Parents; 9am, Sh*tty Roommate
I found what you were hiding under your bed.
Excuse me, I'm on the PHONE.
Your Parents, when you try to use the internet
Now THIS is good music.
Your Parents/Sh*tty Roommate, putting on Neil Diamond and Limp Bizkit respectively
The ladies are coming over tonight, so you should probably just stay in your room.
I borrowed a pair of socks.
Your Parents/Sh*tty Roommate, for vastly different reasons
Your mother and I would like the place to ourselves tonight.
Very Sh*tty Roommate
I put condoms in your bedside table.
I got a TON of yard signs. They're in the living room.
Your Parents, running for local comptroller
I can't turn the music down!
Your Parents, they literally can't
And I thought your sister was dirty.
The Sh*ttiest Roommate