Since it is summertime, many of you hot babes are going for summer vacation to exotic places like Canada and Thailand. Unfortunatley due to the Iron curtain of the United States of America many hot babes do not know that Inches of the Imperial system is not a standard unit of measurement when measuring a penis around the world. Many locals will try and trick tourists and respond with answers like "8" or "12" usually not revealing the form of measurement they refer to until it is too late. To ensure that all you Goldyloch's find a summer time playa with something "just right" here is a simple conversion chart that you can print out, color in and use this summer!
In Canada a "Beaver Trapper" is measured in Centimetres, 1 inch is equivalent to 2.54 centimetres.
In Japan a "Noodle" is measured in Pockey, 1 inch is equivalent to 6 pockeys.
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