The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @

The Nominees

A) Virginia Tech, Blacksburg, VA
Submitted by JD

The professor has a very thick accent and raspy voice. 

Professor: I was one year old when I had surgery, and that made my voice like this.
Future Trophy Wife:
So, like, before then you spoke perfect English?
Professor: Yes! Until I was one, I spoke perfect English, then I got accent!

B) Belmont University, Nashville, TN
Submitted by Ryan

Professor: A theoretical is a question like, "Knowing the future what would you change about the past?"
The Mind:
Or like, knowing the past what would you change about the future?
No, that is just called living.

C) Los Angeles Valley College, Valley Glen, CA
Submitted by Sam

Professor: Who can tell me what the worst part of being a slave was?
The Enlightened One: Being Black?
Professor: Smacks kid with a newspaper

D) Penn State, University Park, PA
Submitted by William

In Vietnam War History Class, The professor is giving details of a map test of Vietnam
There will be 33 identifications, 3 points a piece. Spelling counts.
The Brain:
Will there be a word bank?
If spelling counts, why would there be a word bank?
The Brain:

E) The Citadel, Charleston, SC
Submitted by Brandon

In nutrition class at The Citadel.

Americans aren't eating enough fish, we need to eat more fish.
Does that include tuna?
Professor: Sighs


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