Hey, what's up? God, I can't believe I'm actually meeting you. This is blowing my mind right now. Are you as freaked out as I am?
Uh, yeah I
Ok, good. I don't want you to think I'm some sort of crazy person, cause I'm not. I swear. Why are you looking at me like that? What have you heard? It's not true.
Wow, that's a load off. I mean, it wasn't my fault for what happened at my last school. Some people just don't appreciate what it means to be a fan of someone's work, you know? Ok, well maybe I DID come off a little strong, but I was just excited, you know? I didn't mean to shake his hand so hard. Besides, what kind of pussy can't take a nice, firm handshake?
Uhh, I don't kn .
EXACTLY! Wow, I mean, it's like we're the same person, you know? I mean, I read ALL of your posts, updates, comments, EVERYTHING. Your picture haunts my dreams. Oh, did you want to take your coat off?
No, I'm good. Actually I gotta get
Are you cold? I can turn the heat up. Do you like it hot? I like it really hot. I mean, really hot. You know, I felt this connection between us ever since your first comment. I just knew I had to meet you.
Wow.. umm I think I should
You do like older women?
I never really..
Well I like younger men. I especially like you. You wanna come back to my house? I made you something, and my mother is really looking forward to meeting you. She's heard so much about you. She's practically my best friend.
*phone beeps* I have to go. I just got a text message from my roommate. My cat swallowed a live bird or something. It was nice meeting you.
I want to be on you.