Hotlinks

  1. Watch this potato gun tear through a tennis racquet and a computer screen and be thankful that you don't know these kids.
  2. I'm pretty sure these are the mouse trap nipple kids from yesterday. Here, they give you more reasons to want to fight them.
  3. This is exactly what I always want to happen when I watch people selling swords on the Home Shopping Network.
  4. How to hide an erection. Finally! Where were you when I needed you in 7th grade Geography?
  5. Seriously, how awesome is this toilet? Just check it out and imagine what it would be like to take a crap in there. Awkward, yet glorious.

Awesome Updates

Mike Karnell talks to us about becoming a tool.
Jackie imagines what it would be like to meet College Humor Comment Cing, Cody Arant.
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Pic of the Day
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Oh whatever, you would totally hit it.