Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Hotter Your Girlfriend
July 15, 2009
Discomfort caused by divorced Uncle Ned
Number of heterosexual single guy friends from back in grade school that still talk to her a lot
The chances of being a seventy-nine year old oil baron with emphysema
Amount of time you hang out with friends
Number of hours awake in bed waiting for her to come home from "girl's night out" or at the very least
How cool your girlfriend is
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.