Doctor: Sweet, bro. Your throat and ears are chill. You wanna go ahead and hop off the table, or some sh*t?

Patient: Uhh…sure.

Doctor: Tits. Alright, now I'm gonna need you to drop your pants. No homo.

Patient: Removes pants

Doctor: Just a quick F-Y-I; not gay, just gotta grab your sack to check for hernia.

Patient: Right.

Doctor: Aw, gross dude!

Patient: Doctor, if you could be a little more profess-

Doctor: HAHA! Yo, it's hairy as sh*t. Like if you stuck gum on a gorilla.

Patient: I'm feeling very uncomfort-

Doctor: YO, YOU'RE GETTING A BONER. WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!? WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?

The doctor jumps up and feigns throwing a punch, then starts laughing when the patient flinches.

Doctor: Haha! Just playin, bro. No bone.

Patient: Could we please wrap this up?

Doctor: Sure. I found a bump. You may have testicular cancer.

Patient: WHAT!?

Doctor: It's cancer in your balls, bro.