Patient: Uhh sure.
Doctor: Tits. Alright, now I'm gonna need you to drop your pants. No homo.
Patient: Removes pants
Doctor: Just a quick F-Y-I; not gay, just gotta grab your sack to check for hernia.
Doctor: Aw, gross dude!
Patient: Doctor, if you could be a little more profess-
Doctor: HAHA! Yo, it's hairy as sh*t. Like if you stuck gum on a gorilla.
Patient: I'm feeling very uncomfort-
Doctor: YO, YOU'RE GETTING A BONER. WHAT THE F*CK DUDE!? WHAT ARE YOU GAY OR SOMETHING?
The doctor jumps up and feigns throwing a punch, then starts laughing when the patient flinches.
Doctor: Haha! Just playin, bro. No bone.
Patient: Could we please wrap this up?
Doctor: Sure. I found a bump. You may have testicular cancer.
Doctor: It's cancer in your balls, bro.
Doctor: Sweet, bro. Your throat and ears are chill. You wanna go ahead and hop off the table, or some sh*t?