1. eACH SENTENCE PRESENTS A NEW PROBLEM WITH MY KEYBOARD.
2. See if yo can gess what is trobling my keyboard now!
4. Omly the nost imtelligemt studemts will be able to figure this ome out!
6. Ngx'ss ftctk utz ziol gft!
7. You're not my son, faggot!
1. Caps lock key on
2. U key not working
3. Space bar not working
4. N and M keys switched
5. Keys shifted one space to the right.
6. Keyboard arranged in ABCDEF instead of QWERTY
7. My keyboard is a former marine whose son has just told him he wants to be nurse.