Today, I got through an entire dungeon, had fireballs shot at me, fought a giant turtle and the princess turns out to be in another castle. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 8:24pm – love – by Mario – United States (New York)

Today, I found out you've got to be an adult to defeat Ganondorf. No big deal, right? Just gotta spend seven years sleeping in the Chamber of Sages. I didn't account for all the wet dreams. FML

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On 07/16/2009 at 1:15pm – misc. – by Link – Hyrule

Today, I failed an important mission because I had to keep saving my useless wingmen. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 5:35pm – misc. – by Fox – Corneria

Today, I found out I'll be fighting literally everyone in this tournament. There are no brackets, and if I lose even a single fight, I'll probably be thrown into a spike pit. FML

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On 07/15/2009 at 1:32am – misc. – by Liu Kang – China

Today, someone shot me with a blue shell right as I was about to cross the finish line. There was no way of avoiding it, and the guy who shot it was in last place and had no chance of winning. He did it just to be a dick. I was punished for doing well. FML

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On 07/14/2009 at 4:13pm – misc. – by Toad – Mushroom Kingdom

Today, I spent 8 hours trapped inside a barrel. Finally my friend freed me…by throwing me into a wall. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 4:14pm – friends – by Diddy Kong – Kongo Jungle

Today, I almost drowned because my asshole best friend kept eating all the air bubbles. FML

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On 07/13/2009 at 8:15am – friends – by Tails – Emerald Hill Zone