So, you and your roommates get along fine, you don't have a job or a girlfriend, and you pray every night for the opportunity to become a legend by sending a story to a submission-based column?

Well, all your prayers have been answered! Last night, Tupac came to me in a dream and said, "Adam, I want you to start a submission-based column. I want this column to feature the witty and slightly uncomfortable conversations that people have had while using that somewhat sketchy website, Omegle."

For those of you that don't know, Omegle is a site that lets you anonymously talk to and insult strangers.

For those of you that do know, send those random conversations to IveBeenTalkingToStrangers [at] gmail.com