Two Girls Sit Late At Night In Their Dorm RoomsGirl 1: How are things with David?Girl 2: They’re good. It’s hard being in a long distance relationship. Especially with a boyfriend who’s so
possessive.Girl 1: Possessive how?Girl 2: He just gets a little jealous is all. And it's tough because he lives across the country. He sent me four texts yesterday while I was at claExtremely Jealous Boyfriend Kicks Open DoorExtremely Jealous Boyfriend: Where the f*ck have you been?Girl 2: Oh my god. David! (Going to hug him)EJB: Don’t f*cking touch me. Don’t even talk to me.Girl 2: I’m sorry.EJB: You really are. (Pointing to Girl 1) What? Is this your boyfriend? Is this a boy or something?Girl 1: I should go.EJB: Stop avoiding the question. Girl 2: David.EJB: Seriously, don’t talk to me. I’m going back to the other side of America now. I just flew in to see what the hell was going on. Girl 2: Wait!EJB: No. My flight is in like
2 hours.Girl 2: I love you.EJB: And now you owe me $550.Girl 2: I love you.EJB: Cash. Bye.Next Week On: The Adventures of Extremely Jealous BoyfriendExtremely Jealous Boyfriend and His Personal Trainer are in the Gym.Extremely Jealous Boyfriend is Bench PressingPersonal Trainer: Come on. One more. You’re gonna be so jacked.EJB: No shit.Personal Trainer: Whoa. Your nose is bleeding.EJB: Jesus. That means she’s talking to some dude. Personal Trainer: You said she was going to office hours. Maybe that’s just her professor or something.EJB: That’s not a risk I’m willing to take. Gotta go. And don’t tell anybody I talk to you about her office hours.Personal Trainer: Sure thing, man. Sure thing.Extreme Jealous Boyfriend sprints out of the gym, knocking over a basketball hoop.