Well, gentle readers, I’m back with the second installment of Cody’s Guide to Pick Up Lines.  It’s been a while, and I know you’ve been eagerly awaiting the next chapter in this epic saga, so let’s just plunge right in, shall we?

The Line
"Hi.  What‘s your name?  I only ask because I want to get it right when I moan it tonight while touching myself."

In the mid-to-late 1950s this line was introduced to the general public through the use of a widespread informational video.  The video claimed that only a dirty Red would respond with ill-favor.


I busted out the abacus for this one.  Your success rate should be somewhere around pi.

When utilizing this line, you will more than likely get slapped.  Unless the girl has any sense of humor whatsoever, in which case you are totally getting in her pants.

"I was standing in line at the dinning hall one night and this cute girl was standing in front of me.  I decided to give it a shot, and used the line.  On the plus side, I got a free raw steak to control the swelling."
—Odycay Arant

Names changed to protect the innocent.

In conclusion, dear readers, this line will more than likely not work, unless you make sure she’s drunk first or if the girl is a slut.  But, odds are good that in those scenarios, anything will work.
Cody out.