-First off, I'd like dedicate this to Will, a fine purveyor ofgreat live action and internet entertainment. You are truly a personwith a great sense of humor, as sick as shit could be at times.
Craigslist world headquarters in San Francisco's Sunset District (no fucking joke)
Also, some of this gets dirty, I mean nasty. Fuck, I won't even showyou the disgusting shit, and there is plenty of it. To inquire about,look it up dum-dum, or you could ask Will or me, at least I promise todiscrete about it.

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dude, the best of Craigslist is amazing. Read a lot genuinely funnyshit, and even that was just mind-blowingly tragic. These are some ofmy favorites:

The 2008 Craigslist M4M Dictionary
(good advice to learn)
Keep yo ass spic and span

ass cleaning tips
(also good advice)

need a female companion 4 anything
(just sad, really)

RAVE: My Life Since Getting Out of Prison
(actually a real sad story)

As the old adage goes, "sorry for partying"

Cop who gave me a ticket for drinkng in public – m4w
(we all have our own version of this tale)

josh from the frat house on 15th – w4m
(the clincher)

I'm going to put this message, along with other suitable ones, in anote. Hope everyone can enjoy and add to this gem, especially you.

An actual quote from the website:
imant to suck your uncut cock tonight, no fems or fats. tats a plus..must be clean and mean.
— dude that wrote" hispanic workers str8 or bi – 44(metairie/causeway) "

It's a me, Mario, and not Lopez either.

Dat's a nasty fantasy, ya damn perverts.

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? – m4w
(pretty straight forward)

To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday – w4m
(pretty straight forward)

To the cute microbiologist who's gonna examine my stool – w4m
(Bill Lumbergh tone) Yeaaaaaah

Free Hillary Clinton Campaign Material


Nick Swarsdon has nothing to do with this, other than the fact Terry from Reno 911! shares my name.

Stupid clock with day, month and date read out
(aging's a bitch)

Girls Piss Me Off ! ! !
(don't agree with the title, but the author has a strong argument)
A few older women looking for love, in all the wrong places. I mean, seriously, have you seen the fucking freaks on Craiglist?

You were being shoved into a Dallas Police car. – m4w
(true love)

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party
(the first story you (Will) sent me and the shit that made want to share with the world)

Damn straight, motherfucker

I am not the author of any of these stories, just a fan. But seriously,this the tip of the nasty iceberg, Will will account for that. Watchout, don't ever click anything that has m4m, m4w, mw4w, mw4m, m4mw;basically, anything that has m4 followed by anything, don't click. Noww4m is acceptable, and w4w is actually pretty fucking kick ass.

Hot lesbians also like to find love on Craigslist.
It's a shame that I cannot be of service to them (only in my dreams, sadly).

I'd also like to thank Danielle for being the only other person thatwrites notes on an occasion, literature is precious; thanks to myclosest friends, Tuck's, the Boot, the Palms, Tippitina's, but not theFrat house cause it has gotten cheesier than Velveeta; thanks to NewWave music, Taco Bell, John James Audubon, Disco, Steel Reserve,Galaga, Nick Swardson, croissanwhichs, Vivaldi, Wikipedia, CraigNewmark, UselessJunk, Natty Light, Amir Blumenfeld, Pabst Blue Ribbon,Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-PĂ©rigord, the Onion, and Doctors Pepperand Steve Brule, David Gilmour, and Aram Khachaturian. But most of all,I'd like to thank drugs, keep up the good work.

Butch lesbians also like to use Craigslist. Yeah, not really into that, but it's cool.
Dykes aren't people, they are walls that hold back water.

The Animals… I like them.

Hope someone actually read this stupid shit, motherfucker, I didn'teven do a project in high school half as good as this fucker is.

John C. Reily is funny.