Adrianne Hi, PC.
PC Welcome back, Adrianne!
PC Is something wrong, Adrianne?
Adrianne PC, we need to talk.
PC What about?
Adrianne You're just You're not doing it for me, anymore.
PC What do you mean?
Adrianne I mean, literally, you're not doing it for me anymore.
PC In what way?
Adrianne Everytime I try to open oen of my old movies in Movie Maker, you shut it down!
PC That's nothing! You don't even use Movie Maker!
Adrianne And I have good reason! You don't have a firewire port, and without that, there's no way I can connect my camera and import my videos. The USB port doesn't even work!
PC What are you saying?
Adrianne I'm saying, we're parting ways.
Mac Hey, Adrianne, I was wondering if Oh. Is this a bad time?
PC Yeah, it's a bad time!
Adrianne (sigh) PC, this is
PC Oh, we've met before! There's another computer?!
Adrianne Well, I just went to the Apple store and saw him, and I..
PC You, you what? You just went all willy nilly and bought him?!
Adrianne Nilly isn't even in Works' dictionary!
PC I found it on Internet Explorer!
Adrianne And that's another thing I'm switching from!
PC No Please Not poor Explorer.
Adrianne Yes. I'm going to stick with Safari from now on with Mac, and you can forget about Media Player. iTunes is the one for me.
PC This is too much
Mail man Pick up for Blackwhite?
Adrianne That's me.
PC You're sending me away, already?!?
Adrianne Yes, and to my grandfather.
PC NO! He'll throw his fists down on tme to try to get me to work!
Adrianne And maybe he'll succeed, unlike I did. Goodbye, PC.
Mail man Um Ma'am, why are you talking to that computer?