Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Least helpful Princeton Review rankings
August 10, 2009
, New Jersey
Alumni on Faculty
Alumni for Whom It Was Beneath Them to Be on Faculty
Most Princeton Pride
Most Princeton Envy
Campus Smells Most "
Administration Runs Smoothly, in a Manner that Might, if One Were Being Quite Generous, Remind One of the Excellence and Dignity with Which All Princeton Employees, Students, and Alumni Comport Themselves Each and Every Day
Obviously Trying to Be Like Princeton
That It's Just Embarrassing
"Dorms" Most Pathetic Compared to
's On-Campus Palaces of Leisure and Remove
American Universities Other Than Princeton Where Albert Motherf*@king Einstein Was a Professor (Oh, Wait, There Are None)
Most Harvard-y/Laughable yet Sad
Most Yale-ish/Silly and Pitiable
We're Afraid We've Never Heard of These Colleges, But We're Sure They're Very Nice
Places You Can Really Just Hitch a F*@king Ride To if You Can't Cut It at
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Don't ask me again.