Jane: Thanks for meeting me here.
Zac: Whoa. How long have you been waiting outside the locker room?
Jane: Never mind that. I know this sounds crazy-you don't even know me! But I have feelings for you, Zac.
Zac: (sigh) Jane, there's only like 70 people in our class. And you did this in English freshman year.
Jane: You remember my poem?
Zac: The Avril Lavigne lyrics you put my name in and read to the class?
Jane: Uh huh!
Zac: I remember. So does my girlfriend.
Jane: Oh, her. Zac, you're just the flavor of the week.
Zac: We've been dating since middle school.
Jane: Ugh, but she's cheer captain!
Zac: She fought scoliosis and asthma to get a full ride for gymnastics.
Jane: and I'm on the bleachers
Zac: Actually you hang out under the bleachers and smoke cigarettes with your friends.
Jane: I'm the one who understands you! I mean, I've been here all along why can't you see?
Zac: Is that a Taylor Swift song? Dammit you've been speaking in lyrics I have to go.
Jane: Not the whole time! It's a nervous habit, I'll stop I swear.
Zac: You promise?
Jane: Promise. So
Jane: So how 'bout that Principal Vernon. He's a real jerk huh?
Zac: Aaand that's the principal from The Breakfast Club. Goodbye Jane.
Jane: Wait! I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden-
Zac: (from down the hall) No!