It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Would you rather be unattractive, or be attractive but not able to show up in photographs?
  • Be blind but able to see the future, or deaf but able to read people's minds? From Jay
  • Have herpes around your whole mouth, or have your face completely covered in pimples with no space in between each one? From Kevin
  • Be able to rewind real life, or fast-forward it? From Liger
  • Dig out your kneecaps with a rusty spoon, or be forced to watch Norbit every day for the rest of your life? From Zach
  • Have a 30% chance of getting the death penalty, or a 70% chance of going to jail for 25 years?
  • Make out with your sister, or your sister's boyfriend? From Mathew
  • Be mauled to death by a pack of bears, or trampled to death by a stampede of colts? From Kevzilla
  • Get your penis stuck in a red toaster, or get your penis stuck in a blue toaster? From Andrew
  • Always have something stuck in your eye, or always have a pulled back?
  • Have your dad leave your mom for another man, or have your mom leave your dad for one of your friends? From Bongani

And this week's winner for Most Painful is Joshua, who sent in this cringer.

  • Would you rather have a rubber band shot in each eye everyday for
    the rest of your life, or have two fingernails broke halfway off
    with a beer bottle opener once a week for the rest of your life?
Thanks Josh, you're a sadist! 

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