The OFFICE. LARA puts a pair of CROAKIE SUNGLASSES around FRANK'S neck.

LARA
For you. Do you like them?

FRANK
Why are you giving me sunglasses?

LARA
A, they're not just sunglasses, they're Croakies. B, they cost like a million bucks, so do you like them?

FRANK
How much is a million bucks in actual American currency?

LARA
Just say thank you already!

FRANK
…Not until you tell me why.

LARA
Croakies make you cool. Like you could go fishing, drink a beer and have sex with five women and-or five fish all at the same time and your Croakies will never fall off!

FRANK
Eww. Is that your fantasy or something?

LARA
Why? Are you getting hot too? Because we could –

FRANK
-STOP!! If the only reason you got me this gift is so you can get horny –

LARA
It's not!…my only reason.

FRANK
…taking off the sunglasses now…

LARA
Wait! Let me show you why I gave them to you?

FRANK
Not if it turns you on.

LARA
What if I keep my unrequited feelings towards you to myself, and we both get turned on?

FRANK
NO! … Well…Ok…

Lara grabs the strap on the sunglasses, CHOKING Frank.

LARA
Yeah feels good, huh!

Frank pushes Lara off of him " he falls forward.
LARA
But I thought maybe if…asphyxiation sex…

FRANK
No!! Never again. OK?

LARA
I overstepped my bounds, didn't I.

FRANK
Thank you for acknowledging that.

Frank goes back to work " he then looks down " Lara has crawled under his desk, has grabbed his crotch.

LARA
Hand job?


Frank stands, walks away from Lara.

LARA (CONT'D)
OK! Next time!