Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Miles Traveled on Your Family RoadTrip
August 12, 2009
Distance from home
Time you spend plotting ways to quietly kill a member of your family
How much you hate your parents
Comfortability pooping at rest stops
Number of times your dad swears he's going to turn this car around
Likelihood You're An Astronaut
Funerals given for animals killed by family station wagon
The Graphic Truth
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.