Brain: Alright arms, we're working on you today. You ready to hit the free weights?
Penis: Whoa, no way man. Did you see that hottie just go to the treadmills? We're definitely running today.
Brain: No, we went running yesterday. Today we're lifting.
Penis: If we don't go over to the treadmills right now I'm going to get so freaking hard in front of everyone that you won't be able to get me down without ice water.
Brain: You're bluffing.
Penis: YOU KNOW WHO WAS REALLY HOT, WAS THAT GOOD WITCH FROM THE WIZARD OF OZ-
Brain: Ok! I'm going, geez. And still with the witches? I thought you were going to therapy for that.
Penis: Yeah it's not working out so well. Anyway, mouth, we're gonna need you to start things off with a hilarious joke, like "Hot enough for you?" or something, and then-
Eyes: And it looks like she just put her iPod in.
Penis: Damn! Ok, stay calm, we can still get through this. Hands, you take her headphones out, then mouth, whisper something funny like "I just took your headphones out" into her ear, then-
Brain: Then we can realize how that will lead to a restraining order and go hit the free weights instead.
Brain: What? Why?
Arms: The whole lacrosse team is over there! I don't want them to see me lifting less than half of what they can!
Penis: That hottie on the treadmill will probably see too, let's not forget about her.
Brain: Come on, arms, it'll be fine! We've been working out a lot lately.
Arms: Since when does walking up the escalator count as working out?
Legs: Hey, you try doing that sometime!
Brain: Well, what should we do then? We need to get at least some exercise today.
Penis: I know a good way to get your forearms some exercise.
Brain: Shut up, penis. We're not doing that.
Penis: YO DID YOU SEE HERMIONE CAST THAT SPELL IN THAT LAST HARRY POTTER MOVIE SHE WAS LOOKING SO GO-
Brain: Fine, let's go back to the room