We have potential for some sub-plots being formed for our favorite crew, so let's check out what each one got into this week.
Turtle has been noticeably uncomfortable with the fact that Drama and Jamie-Lynn are doing a kissing scene together, but that was far from what he should be afraid of. The slick hollywood exec that is Drama's boss sets his scope on Jamie and forces Drama to dress up like the Unabomber to keep tabs on Jamie during her "meeting", because dressing like that makes you inconspicuous Anyway, Drama ends up expecting to see Jamie on her back in his boss's office but ends up busting a meeting and strangling him in the hallway. Drama went from playing a central character on the show to getting amnesia and falling down an elevator shaft, which is exactly my prediction for how his character will be killed on the show.
Ari sees Mrs. Kline storming through his agency and calling his stable of ho's ho's. He confronts Andrew and Lizzie, starting a would-be sweet ass firing scene, but is cut short and he ends up letting them keep their jobs, so long as they don't eye-fuck any co-workers; fair and wise just like Solomon, or Judge Judy. However, Andrew thinks he is in love with Lizzie, but is talked out of it by Ari and sent home to his family. I can see this story line going on forever, Andrew and Ari buddying around, Andrew freaks out, Ari forgives, repeat.
E spends the day chasing after Ashley after the whole, "sorry I called you another chick's name who's insanely hotter than you" thing. Ashley's out of control, I mean seriously, I wouldn't get mad if my girlfriend called me another guy's name who I knew and was insanely ripped and better looking than me, would I KAREN?? But instead of being cool, Ashley starts going through E's Blackberry deleting messages and avoiding him without explanation, which I think is the first plan of attack for all women in fights. Ashley finally gets E to crack and gets him to admit that SPOILER ALERT: E still has feelings for Sloan stop the presses. For now it doesn't look good for AshlE (get it?) but maybe they'll bounce back and live happily ever after.
Ari and E should have a reality show called "From Suits to Bitches" because that's exactly what has happened. Ari's on his knees begging forgiveness from his wife, which I would too, but Ari shouldn't. E is sneaking around Ashley's window begging for forgiveness through the phone (kind of like kissing through the phone, but not as wet).
E takes the job at Murray Berenson after he got what he really wanted, to meet Steve Nash. He took a cut in pay but I think E will actually enjoy that because he'll actually get paid for what he does for once. E brought up that maybe Murray only wants him for his connections, and that may come back in upcoming episodes, so watch for that.
Closing Credit Song: Reservoir Park by The Dutchess & The Duke
Next week we'll get to see Vince's crib getting broke into, him possibly stalked, E gets used and abused at work, and most importantly BOB SAGET!