My computer showed me a box that said: "Warning " Computer cannot check for updates!"

So I clicked the warning box to fix the problem.

Then Computer Update said: "To check for updates, you must first install an update for Computer Update."

So I clicked on the "Install now" button.

Then Computer Update said: "Computer Update error – Computer could not search for new updates!"

Aaaand we were right back where we started…my computer is retarded.