My computer showed me a box that said: "Warning " Computer cannot check for updates!"
So I clicked the warning box to fix the problem.
Then Computer Update said: "To check for updates, you must first install an update for Computer Update."
So I clicked on the "Install now" button.
Then Computer Update said: "Computer Update error Computer could not search for new updates!"
Aaaand we were right back where we started my computer is retarded.