Freshman year tuition to help you get an excellent college education = $30,450

Room and Board to help you survive the first year of college = $9,814

Books and laptop computer to help you get the grades = $2,660

27" TV for your roommates to get fashion tips from Project Runway and laugh hysterically at shows you haven't watched in ten years = $115

Living in the only men's triple on the floor with a gay Asian and an 8-year-old boy = Priceless.