The story begins with two horny teenage girls discussing the events of the previous weekend, during which one of them, went to canal street to buy bootleg movies. While talking, the subject of a supposedly cursed porno dvd is brought up. The other girl, named Shatiqua states that anyone who watches this porno with Pedro aka John Holmez Jr. in it receives a phone call, in which a voice says, "you will cum in seven days."

Then, exactly seven days (to the minute) after viewing the porn, the viewer cums. Latoya reveals in horror that she had watched that video at Jermaine's crib last weekend with three friends, exactly seven days earlier. After a series of unexplainable occurrences, involving a television in the house turning itself on and eerie moaning sounds, Latoya is mysteriously humping the wall and cumming while Shatiqua has the misfortune of watching, causing her to be institutionalized in a mental hospital.

Now I introduces Shatiqua's aunt (Malissa), a journalist for the XXL living in Brooklyn. Her son, Hakeem, was not only Shatiqua's cousin but also a good friend, and seems to be sensitive to psychic perveted occurrences. Hakeem teacher brings to Malissa's attention that he had been drawing pictures of dicks, pussies, tits and is cousin cumming in the ground for days before Shatiqua's actuallycame.

At Shatiqua's funeral (because you bust nuts to death), Malissa's sister asks her to investigate her daughter's death, and, as she begins, she learns of the porno tape. Her investigation leads her to the same crib in Brownsville where Shatiqua and her friends had watched the porno tape. There, she finds the porno tape and eventually watches it.

After that the phone rings and a pimp says – seven days, Biaocccctttthhhhh!!!!!!!!! The next day she calls Jason,(her baby father), to see the porno. He asks her to make a copy for further investigation (because he can't beat his meat while she watching him watching it). Unfortunately, Hakeem watches the porno tape a couple days later.

After viewing the porno tape, strange things begin to happen to Malissa, and presumably anyone else who had viewed the cursed images of Pedro swinging the dick like Barry Bonds. She experiences terrible nightmares, nose bleeds, and curious surreal sexual situations (such as when she pauses a section of the cursed porn tape in which sperm is running across the screen, she finds she is able to pluck it from the monitor).

Mallissa's investigation turns to the porno tape itself, which contains a seemingly random series of disturbing, grainy, black and white nut images. Investigating those images leads Mallissa to Heather Handles Cock (the woman midget seen in the tape) who lived on Moesko Island with her husband and daughter, and raised horses to use to sell hair weaves. Malissa discovers that a mysterious tragedy befell the Cock ranch, in which all the horses seemed to go mad, killing themselves attempting to flee the ranch.

For reasons that were never completely explained, this presumably caused Heather Handles Cock to become severely depressed, and shortly after taking residence at a mental institution, to commit suicide. Malissa goes to the Cock's house and finds William Cock who refuses to talk about the video or his daughter. Malissa goes to see the local doctor to ask about the Cock family. The old doctor tells her that Heather wanted a child more than anything, but was never able to successfully carry a fetus to term because she always swallowed.

One winter they left and returned with Tiffany whom they adopted. But after some time Heather started complaining about visions of people fucking that only happend when Tiffany was around, so she sent them both to a mental institute on the continent. Jason goes to the institute and finds Heather Handle Cock's file and discovers that all the Booty Talk pornos are there but a video is missing.

Malissa goes back to the Cock's house and after watching the porn video of Tiffany's oral conversation with the doctor is confronted by William Cock. He states the girl was evil with sucking and wanted to be like Superhead, and then promptly kills himself with an elaborate toaster-in-the-bathtub type scheme.

Jason arrives at the house just after William's death, and together with Malissa, he goes to the barn to discover a little room where Tiffany was kept by her father. Behind the wallpaper they discover a burned image of a Dildo recognizable from the video tape, and Malissa remembers seeing it near the sheep's ass at Shelter Mountain Inn. They arrive there and discover a well underneath the floor. Rachel is led to where Tiffany was fucked; at the bottom of a well.

Malissa gets stuck in the well and finds Tiffany's body drapped up in boy shorts and a laced bra. Tiffany, or at any rate, the not-completely-dead sexy body of Tiffany, shows Malissa how her mother took her to the well and had orgies with her there and dropped her exhausted body there. Malissa notifies the authorities, and the now apparently dead Tiffany is given a proper XXX burial, presumably putting her spirit to rest. Jason asks her how long could you survive there fucking and Malissa guesses that you could survive there fucking seven days.

At this point it seems that everything is well again, and Malissa informs Hakeem that they will no longer be troubled by Tiffany. However, Hakeem quickly corrects her and says that Tiffany's spirit has been released, evident by the bruises on his dick, given by Tiffany in a sex nightmare that Malissa also experienced. Meanwhile, Jason is going over some film prints in his apartment when his TV turns on to static, in the same fashion that Malissa's niece Shatiqua experienced before her cumming to death. Jason turns it off casually before the TV turns itself on again, which alerts Jason.

He is then treated to a recurring image of a well with people fucking, in which a long-haired female figure (Tiffany) crawls out of the well and slowly walks toward the screen playing with herself. It intensifies as Jason quickly backs away and Tiffany literally crawls out of the television set. Jason knocks over a shelf in fear and crawls away before turning around, only to have Tiffany stare directly at him rubbing her tits, causing him to start jerking of till he came his inevitable death which Malissa discovers after racing to his apartment.

Malissa steps in the sperm and is scared and worried that Hakeem would jerk off too when she realizes that the only way to escape Tiffany after watching the video is to make a copy of the porn tape and show it to someone else, thus continuing the cycle. So they bootlegged the movie and put it on youtube now if you see my dick on youtube you will have seven days before you cum. Wowzers!!!!!!