Cage: Nick Cage's phone. This is Nick Cage.
Cage's Agent: Nick, baby, I got a movie offer for you on my desk.
Cage: I haven't read a script since Leaving Las Vegas. Just sign me up.
Cage: I pay you to do these things for me. Tell them I can film the whole thing next week.
|Cage: That was terrible. |
Cage's Agent: I know but I'm looking at your next blockbuster right now. In this one you can see into the future.
Cage: Sounds cool. Will my face take up a third of the poster again?
Cage's Agent: I can make it happen.
Cage: I'm in.
Cage: My own mother didn't see that one. What's the point of hiring an agent if you can't find me a hit?
Cage's Agent:Fair, but you know what's in right now? Sequels.
Cage: You sure?
Cage's Agent: Absolutely, you can't miss. I've already got an offer for a new chapter to that treasure movie.
Cage: Just get me top billing.
Cage's Agent: Naturally
Cage's Agent: Ok that was a flop but I'm really feeling this next project. Another action film. And this time you can wear your hair long.
Cage: Damn you really know how to rope me in.
Cage: You need to get me some better work. I was dusting my Oscar last night and I'm pretty sure he was frowning at me.
Cage's Agent: Ok I promise this next one is going to be a hit. Your character knows the future.
Cage: Didn't I just do that plot?
Cage's Agent:They're offering 20 million.
Cage: You know, I could always use another castle.