Cage: Nick Cage's phone. This is Nick Cage.
Cage's Agent: Nick, baby, I got a movie offer for you on my desk.
Cage: I'll do it.
Cage's Agent: Don't you want to see a script or something?
Cage: I haven't read a script since Leaving Las Vegas. Just sign me up.
Cage's Agent: Do you even want to know the title?
Cage: I pay you to do these things for me. Tell them I can film the whole thing next week.
Cage's Agent: I can make it happen.
Cage: I'm in.