I can not watch television in non-HD anymore. I've been too spoiled by the amazing world of high definition. But if you told me this 3-4 years ago I would have pulled a Balki and said, 'Don't be ridiculous.'

I was in a healthy relationship with regular definition and we were happy. We would spend together sometimes laughing, sometimes crying, but always loving one another. Then high def came in with her flashy attitude and I was intrigued. I am a loyal person though so I would not let lust get a hold of me. I would tell my friends that I wouldn't succumb to her vibrant allure.

Then a weird thing happened… I started running into miss high-def everywhere I went. She was at my friends homes, at local bars, and she even infilitrated my own home. It was like Sookie's attraction to Eric on True blood and I had no control.

I started to see the writings on the wall and I knew my union with measley regular definition had an expiration date. It started off slow with me going behind her back to watch sporting events. Then pretty soon I was watching everything without her. I feel bad because I never even said goodbye to her and told her how much I loved her once and would still if not for this new temptress.

Now everytime I accidentally bump into regular definition its weird. I try to move quickly so maybe she won't see me, but she knows I was there. Its just upsetting because I am so happy now and I know Miss Regular defintion will be forever stuck in the past.