Freshmen and returning students, welcome to CollegeHumor's 3rd Annual Orientation Week! This is a full week of articles geared to introduce you to the glorious world of higher education or to remind you, after a long summer of resume embellishment, what college is really like.

So, grab the good bunk, unpack your crap, play your name games, and then come back to the loving arms of CollegeHumor. (Maybe call your mom and say you're ok too.)