It's that time of the year again folks: No more Star Trek, no more Harry Potter, no more Apatow or Tarantino or the guy who wasn't Peter Jackson that made District 9. It's the fall movie season, when all the studios bestow our theatres with whatever wasn't good enough for the summer and/or hopes to get nominated for those worthless Academy Awards. And although the blockbuster season may be over, don't turn your back to the local cinema just yet. There's a bunch of fine and not-so-fine features hastily awaiting your viewing pleasure
and your money.
Release Date: 9-18-09
What is it?: Megan Fox is a vampire/werewolf demon-thing who goes around seducing men to fulfill her lust for coc
Target Audience: Ever gotten a boner before? Probably you.
Pros: Strong female characters, likely to start a bunch of WYR's that end with "or have Megan Fox rape and kill you?"
Cons: Myapologies to any guy who wears sweatpants or basketball shorts duringthis. Make sure to do the patented waistband tuck
or if you're witha date, get popcorn.