Happy Labor Day, everyone!  I hope you all spent 24 hours harvesting beets on a Midwestern farm like I did!  Ohhhh.  I messed up big.

Hot couple alert!  Pam Anderson is now dating an electrician she met at a trailer park.  You are all invited to their wedding, at the Olive Garden on Rt. 46 in New Jersey.  Chicken McNuggets will be served. (IDLYITW)

American Idol announced this week that Ellen DeGeneres will be joining the show next season as Paula Abdul's replacement, bringing the number of judges who wear ties to 1. (WWTDD)

This week, Milla Jovovich posed nude for Purple magazine, making her costume from The Fifth Element look like a 1970s wedding gown. (Egotastic)

Nicole Richie had her second baby this week, naming it Sparrow James Midnight.  Aw, that's sweet.  Now sister Harlow Winter Kate will have someone to hang out with when no one at school will talk to either of them. (Celebslam)

This week, Chris Brown took on Oprah, saying that her show on domestic abuse was like a slap in the face to him.  A SLAP IN THE FACE.  Hahaha oh Chris Brown.  You kill me!  (er, that's not a request) (IDLYITW)

Jenna Haze is a porn star, and here are pictures of her in a hot bikini.  Although, technically, isn't that going backwards?  Either way, enjoy, and get psyched for her upcoming Twilight porn parody.  (Hollywood Tuna, The Hollywood Gossip)

This week, Charlie Sheen posted an 'interview' with Barack Obama, where he brings up several 9/11 conspiracies.  I totally believed it until Barack started talking about Tivo'ing Two and A Half Men on Air Force One.  Nice try, Charlie. (WWTDD)

What do Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Italian actress Sara Tommasi both have in common?  Nipples!  Ah, I should be more specific.  Nipples we can see.  Nip slips: the great equalizer. (Egotastic, WWTDD)

This week, screencaps from Angelina Jolie's pre-famous 1998 HBO movie 'Gia' circulated the internet.  Why?  Oh, because her acting is so good you can see it screen by screen.  Of course I'm kidding, it's because she's naked.   GO! (WWTDD)

Jessica Simpson guest-modeled at a Paris fashion show this week, and yikes.  I've never been convinced not to buy a dress more.  If Jessica Simpson doesn't look good in it, the rest of us are in big trouble. (Hollywood Tuna)

This week, rumors circulated that Grey's Anatomy star Ellen Pompeo is getting cuckolded by her husband, Chris Ivery.  Really?  I mean, does he think he can do better?  Look at them.  Am I missing something?  Does her vagina have teeth? (Celebslam)

Cleave of the week!  And quite a cleave it is.  This week's honor goes to model Kelly Brook, who is working with some Barbie-level proportions here.  Damn. (Popoholic)

This week, a gossip blog revealed that John Mayer has been in a two year, friends-with-benefits relationship with reality star Kristen Cavallari.  Two years of friends with benefits!? Wow.  It's like the holy grail of getting poon. (IDLYITW)

After only a few months of dating, Kate Hudson took up residence in Alex Rodriguez's NY apartment this week.  Man, if A-Rod moved this fast on the field, maybe the Yankees would actually win the Superbowl this year!  Let's go hockey!  Dribble. (Celebslam)

This week, Miley Cyrus, 16, officially became a homewrecker, after co-star Liam Hemsworth, 19 left his girlfriend of 5 years to date her.  Wait.  He's been dating some girl since he was 14?  What is going on in middle America right now!? (Celebslam)

And last but not least, this week's Still Got It.  The girls from Sex and the City are filming a sequel, and an 80s flashback sequence provided easy pickings on Sarah Jessica Parker and Kim Cattrall.  So they're going to share the title this week.  Congrats girls.  You Still Look 50 in 1980, so that's gonna be weird. (IDLYITW, WWTDD)