Well Always Sunny fans, the week is finally upon us. With the DVDs out today and the new season starting on Thursday, we excitedly welcome the return of the phrase 'what's up bitches,' the basement gambling ring, the nameless Waitress, the long underwear, calling people 'boners', and everything else we love about the show. And of course, we welcome the return of the green spandex bodysuit.

So in honor of Greenman and the rest of the Always Sunny gang, we've created Subservient Greenman. Simply click on what you want to see and Greenman will oblige. It's more fun that a performance by Electric Dream Machine. Except that nothing is more fun than that.