Ian

wanna cyber?

7:05pmDani

let me finish jerkin off this bigblack guy and then we can, cool?

7:06pmIan

thanxxx. hurry back now *<;)

7:07pmDani

alrighty. now where were we

7:08pmIan

hot and steamy and a lil bothered

7:09pmDani

tisk tisk that's never good. well, the bothered part isn't

7:09pmIan

how do you bond that font?

speaking of bolding, i just wentfrom a 12 pt font to a 48 pt.

7:09pmDani

lmao

you just do * on each side of it

7:10pmIan

you just do me

7:11pmDani

lol

yes sir

7:13pmIan

i casually stroll into our candlelit bedroom, im damp with sweat, everywhere. our eyes meet and lock with fire;your glance cumming up from the bed, mine cumming down from my perfect posingphysic, leaning staturesquely in the doorway.

7:14pmDani

wait, am i supposed to be screaming"chance" or would you like to be ian for this? lol

7:15pmIan

scream the name which my father'sfather gave me: Ian James Sternhagen!

7:15pmDani

oh man. that's a lot that'll becummin out of my mouth

7:16pmIan

Me and my name both have somethingin common: we'll both be cumming out of your mouth. ;)

7:17pmDani

no dear. you'll be cummin in mymouth, silly.

7:17pmIan

LET'S BEGIN!

7:18pmDani

Ian James Sternhagen, i started alittle while ago while lookin at that sexy fishing picture of you

7:20pmIan

i begin my flamingo strut towards,the bed with you lying atop, like a christmas present for me to unwrap… andFUCK

7:22pmDani

okay, this is too awkward now, lol.i tried to go along, but, yea. so how about i just i lie there and you can goat it?

7:22pmIan

that's actually how i prefer it

7:23pmDani

really? i was gonna say i could putup a bit of struggle if you really wanted

or are you more into that comapatient thing?

7:23pmIan

je pref tu es morte.

j'adore le patiént coma.

7:25pmDani

that's hot. except i'm a littleconcerned when it comes the meaning….

7:27pmIan

je suis français maintinent, je suisMichél

au chaunté

7:30pmDani

well Michél. how about i sit in abath of ice for you and get my body all nice and cold. then i will be as stillas the dead so you can have your way

2 fantasies in one

7:31pmIan

you'll be cold; but, i'll heat youup with my hot pumping piston.

7:32pmDani

you're already gettin me hot

7:32pmIan

i pounce on you, like a bengal tigerwith and erection.

are you ready to roll with the bigdogs?

you betta run through the jungle

7:35pmDani

i have no response to these anymore.generally i have something to comeback with. but chancelor, you have renderedme speechless

7:37pmIan

who's chancellor? sounds like afaggot's name

7:37pmDani

ian told me it was you, chance. lol

7:38pmIan

chance told you it was ian, lol

7:39pmDani

that and you said"Thanxxxxxxx" which ian doesn't do on here, but you used to text thatto me all the time, chance

lol

7:40pmIan

my goose is cooked, i'm putting thison college humor.com now.

7:41pmDani

lol